Fondlin’ Franken Feels His Way Out

Al Franken announced his resignation on the Senate floor moments ago.

Although stepping down from public office in the coming weeks, the junior senator from Minnesota vowed to remain in the public arena fighting for liberal policies. He will likely continue groping unsuspecting women and deny it.

Per the Associated Press:

The two-term lawmaker has repeatedly apologized as several women stepped forward to accuse him of sexually inappropriate behavior, from groping to forcibly trying to kiss them.

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